Soccer Goal Chairs Are the Only Way Children Will Voluntarily Sit Down [Design]

Soccer Goal Chairs Are the Only Way Children Will Voluntarily Sit Down [Design]:
Hyper kids are the absolute worst. Little tyrants they are. Trying to get them to sit still for five seconds? Impossible! What if you could turn sitting into a game? Like a real game; not that lame, thinly-veiled attempt to outsmart them. With the Lazy Football chair, those sugar-addled kids have met their match.
The chair is self explanatory. The chair's four legs have been repositioned and netted to turn the empty space beneath the seat into a soccer goal. You take a ball, you shoot, you score. It's simple. But maybe just don't give them an actual soccer ball if you're keeping these things indoors, yeah? [Designboom]