Monday, April 30, 2012

Obiwan Kenobi Arrested, Charged With Hit & Run, Yes, This is a True Story [Star Wars]

Obiwan Kenobi Arrested, Charged With Hit & Run, Yes, This is a True Story [Star Wars]:
A 37 year-old man from Roseville, CA by the name of Obiwan Kenobi has been arrested and charged over a four car pile-up on a motorway last week. More »

Team America: World Police - (Unrated Widescreen Special Collector's Edition): Trey Parker, Matt… for $4.99

Team America: World Police - (Unrated Widescreen Special Collector's Edition): Trey Parker, Matt… for $4.99:
Featurette: "Team America: An Introduction."

Eight production featurettes: “Building The World”; “Crafting the Puppets”; “Pulling The Strings”; “Capturing The Action”; “Miniature Pyrotechnics”; “Up Close With Kim Jong-Il”; “Dressing Room Test”; “Puppet Test”.

Deleted and extended scenes and outtakes.

Two theatrical trailers and animated storyboards

Free shipping with Amazon Prime, or qualifies for free super-saver shipping on orders over $25.

The Name Game

The Name Game:
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Dentist Removes All of Her Ex-Boyfriend's Teeth in His Sleep [Wtf]

Dentist Removes All of Her Ex-Boyfriend's Teeth in His Sleep [Wtf]:
Dentist Removes All of Her Ex-Boyfriend's Teeth in His SleepI had an emergency tooth extraction last Friday. One of my molars cracked and got infected. Fortunately, my dentist isn't an ex-girlfriend. Otherwise I may have ended like Marek Olszewski, who went to his girlfriend's practice with a toothache and left without his teeth. All for revenge!
Marek had left 34-year-old girlfriend Anna Mackowiak for another woman. Some time after that happen, he visited Dr. Mackowiak for her professional help, seeking a cure for his toothache. She was going to help him. She sedated him as usual, but then she changed her plan:
I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions. But when I saw him lying there I just thought, "What a bastard!"
So she put him into a deep sleep with a high dose of anesthetic and proceeded to remove each and every one of his teeth. All of them. When Marek woke up, his jaw was covered with bandages. She told him that he would have to go to an specialist and he believed her:
I didn't have any reason to doubt her, I mean I thought she was a professional. But when I got home I looked in the mirror and couldn't fucking believe it. The bitch had emptied my mouth.
Mackowiak is now being investigating for malpractice and can face three years in jail. Moral: don't date dentists. Or urologists. [Daily Mail]
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Pachyderm-Inspired Fan Lets You Direct the Breeze Through Its Adorable Trunk [Fans]

Pachyderm-Inspired Fan Lets You Direct the Breeze Through Its Adorable Trunk [Fans]:
Pachyderm-Inspired Fan Lets You Direct the Breeze Through Its Adorable TrunkSummer is right around the corner, and if air conditioning is a luxury you can't afford, it's time to start amassing your collection of fans to stay cool. We particularly like Yuen'to Design's humorously-named Elefan which features an articulating trunk-like tube for directing its blast.
Available in green, white, and a more elephant-appropriate shade of gray, the $75 fan also keeps its spinning blades safely tucked away from tiny fingers, if adventurous toddlers are a concern in your home. And since it runs off of a rechargeable battery, if your car also lacks AC it means you've just found the perfect comfort solution for long Summer road trips.
Pachyderm-Inspired Fan Lets You Direct the Breeze Through Its Adorable Trunk
[The Future Perfect via The Green Head]

Stained Glass Iron Man Helmet Would Totally Class-Up Avengers HQ [Iron Man]

Stained Glass Iron Man Helmet Would Totally Class-Up Avengers HQ [Iron Man]:
Stained Glass Iron Man Helmet Would Totally Class-Up Avengers HQIt's a little-known fact that's rarely mentioned in the comic books, but in addition to battling the forces of evil with a cybernetic supersuit, Tony Stark also has a passion for stylish Art Nouveau lighting.
And as an homage to Stark's secret passion, Deviant Art member Michael McLane hand-crafted this surprisingly beautiful 3D Iron Man helmet from stained glass. If it weren't for the fact that the character wasn't introduced into Marvel comics lore until 1963, we would have sworn this piece came directly from Tiffany's lamp studio back at the turn of the century.
Stained Glass Iron Man Helmet Would Totally Class-Up Avengers HQ
The helmet is unfortunately a one-off design, but Michael is considering creating commissioned lamps for other pop culture characters for as little as $700. Which is fantastic because an Incredible Hulk rage face lamp would look perfect in any den. HULK GLOW SOFTLY! [Deviant Art via Obvious Winner]

Maybe Stick with the Arts

Maybe Stick with the Arts:
crazy parenting fails - Maybe Stick with the Arts


With THAT level of concentration, he’ll get it sooner or later.


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Sears Product Security Systems

Sears Product Security Systems:
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Nailed it!