The Hunt Is On
2nd place in Derby #252: Three’s a Crowd, with 505 votes!
My good men, I found a new wilderness in which to hunt! It’s a strange land where the tree canopy is so thick that it’s almost as if the sun doesn’t come through at all. And the grass on the floor is very soft and forms a beautiful, somewhat floral pattern.
And then there’s the prey – OMG THE PREY! Is it the tastiest? No! Is it the most exciting to pursue? No! But just look at this thing! It’s got a tail several feet long! And instead of legs, it has a rolling ball. What about its insides, you wonder? Filled with entrails like tiny stiff strings!
What I’m getting at is I’ll trade you my catch for one of yours…
Wear this shirt: when you’re playing two truths and a lie.
Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re trying to fit in.
This shirt tells the world: “Who’s to say I’m the one who got it wrong… maybe I’m the only one who got it right.”
We call this color: the whole namsy-pamsy nerdy thing’s not going to fly in the navy, boy!
Remember the Supreme Law of Online Apparel Shopping: check the sizing chart before you buy.
Design Placement: Centered
Design Size:
3X – S: 11.97” x 5.69”
WXL - K4: 9” x 4.28”
Pantone Color(s): White - 153C - 1535C - 363C - 430C - Black
Please check our sizing chart before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.
Price: $12.00
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