Monday, January 30, 2012

Why aren’t you out getting wasted, nerd?

Why aren’t you out getting wasted, nerd?:


(Me doing my homework at age 17)

(Dad walks in)

Dad: What are you doing?

Me: Science homework

Dad: Uh huh… Hey honey come here!

(Mom walks in)

Mom: What's up?

Dad: She's doing homework

Mom: ….. Nerd!

Dad: Haha you're never gonna get laid doing that!

(They both leave)

(Me, stunned)


TRUE STORY -_-





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