Jokes

Jokes:

I’d like to take this opportunity to share a joke someone told with me recently: Two cows are standing in a field. One turns to the other and says, “Hey…  Are you at all worried about that Mad Cow Disease going around?”  The other cow shrugs and says, “Why should I care? I’m a helicopter!”
I laughed out loud.  <–I wish someone would come up with a way to express that in more brief terms. -Will