Reduce, Reuse, Reargyle

Reduce, Reuse, Reargyle:

Time to Save Argyle

2nd place in Derby #275: I Recycle, Editor's Choice!
People, please. Listen up: if we keep using it at our current rate, we will deplete our argyle resources within the next three decades. Imagine the blank socks, sweaters, and vests, sadly waiting for a colored grid that will never come? That doesn't sound like a world you want to live in, does it?
No! That's why we need to act fast! We need to look into environmentally-conscious argyle alternatives. Some of what's been proposed:

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  Electric argyle
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  Hemp argyle
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  Solar-powered argyle
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  Hydrogen argyle
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  Hologram argyle
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  Ghost argyle

A little goes a long way so please consider donating to a scientist working with alternative argyle... before it's too late!
Wear this shirt: under an open cardigan.
Don't wear this shirt: under an argyle sweater. That would be redundant.
This shirt tells the world: Argyle or else!
We call this color: brown as my compost bin.

Momzilla

Momzilla:

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, eat your vegetables
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You'll Grow Into Them

You'll Grow Into Them:

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, baby

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